Epic Battle: Pedo Versus Victim
Wow... JUST wow...! This was an awesome edit. Ha ha ha ha ha! I mean, what else do you think when you see this picture? 'Tis greatness!
Tag: Sex
Perfect Poster Placement
Gotta love subliminal advertising!
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Food Sex Game Joke
Two women had been having a friendly lunch when the subject turned to sex.
"You know, John and I have been having some sexual problems" Linda told her friend.
That's amazing!" Mary replied, "So have Tom and I. We're thinking of going to a sex therapist" said Linda.
"Oh, we could never do that! We'd be too embarrassed!" responded Mary. "But after you go, will you please tell me how it went?"
Several weeks passed and they met for lunch again. "So, how did the sex therapy work out, Linda?"
"Things couldn't be better!", Linda...
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Red Tomatoes Joke
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn’t seem to get her
tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a stroll she came upon a gentleman
neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.
The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your tomatoes red?"
The gentleman responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato
garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."
The woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the same thing to her
tomato garden to...
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Five Pirates and One Woman
Five pirates and one woman wash up on a desert island after a shipwreck.
Before long they are all getting pretty horny so they all make a deal.
Each pirate will marry the woman for one week at a time, at which point the next pirate in line will marry her and so on.
All the pirates get sex every five weeks and the woman gets sex as often as she wants with a different pirate each week.
The situation works wonderfully for five years. When the woman suddenly dies...
The first week after wasn't too bad.
The second week was getting sort of...
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Cheap slut
WOW! That IS a cheap slut! Only $6.25? What a bargain!
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Ronald McDonald looks happy!
See? He isn't a pedophile, guys. Let's lay just those rumors to rest.
And goodness! Their facial expressions are great, aren't they!?
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Doritos+Fritos Lays=WTF!?
Ummmm... Yeah. I don't think you will be finding this particular design for Doritos chips on your shelves anytime soon. It also says "Fritos Lays" on it... Is this what happens when you combine chip companies? Why is it that the countries outside of the U.S. get some of the coolest packaging designs? What gives?
I'd really like to read your interpretations for what is depicted on this package. Comment away, everyone!
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How rumours start in the office
Ah, rumors. Don't believe everything you see and hear. I'm sure that most of these rumors are just misunderstandings, honest!
