Tag: Offensive

Five Pirates and One Woman

Tags: joke + offensive + pirate + sex

Wendy
Posted by Wendy 2 years 7 months ago

Five pirates and one woman wash up on a desert island after a shipwreck.
Before long they are all getting pretty horny so they all make a deal.
Each pirate will marry the woman for one week at a time, at which point the next pirate in line will marry her and so on.
All the pirates get sex every five weeks and the woman gets sex as often as she wants with a different pirate each week.
The situation works wonderfully for five years. When the woman suddenly dies...
The first week after wasn't too bad.
The second week was getting sort of...

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Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded.

Tags: pwned + offensive + internet memes

Wendy
Posted by Wendy 2 years 7 months ago

Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded.

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What is this faggot tree?

Tags: wtf + offensive

Wendy
Posted by Wendy 2 years 7 months ago

It's so pretty!

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Congrats on your teen pregnancy

Tags: cake + offensive

Wendy
Posted by Wendy 2 years 8 months ago

Ah, there are cards for just about everything, these days. Why, there is even a website with eCards on abortion! But this particular cake is here to celebrate a teen's pregnancy.

To be honest, I could care less what the cake says. It looks really freakin' delicious! *drools*

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Free Cat

Tags: cat + offensive

Wendy
Posted by Wendy 2 years 8 months ago

FREE CAT ->

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Help Wanted: Many Positions Available

Tags: sex + poster + offensive

Wendy
Posted by Wendy 2 years 11 months ago

Help Wanted: Many Positions Available

Apply Here

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