Tag: Jokes
Posted by
Wendy 1 year 1 month ago
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
their new wives duties.
The first man had married a Woman from Colorado and had told her
that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple
days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes
washed and dinner cooked.
The second man had married a woman from Nebraska He had given his
wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the
cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day
he saw it was...
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Wendy 1 year 3 months ago
A boy and his grandfather decide to go fishing one afternoon so they grab their gear and head out for the lake.
A half hour goes by and grandpa pulls out a beer and starts drinking. The boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a drink of your beer?" and Grandpa replies, "Well I don’t know. Does your pecker wrap around and touch your butthole?" The boy responds with, "No grandpa it doesn’t." So Grandpa tells him that he can’t have a drink.
A while later Grandpa pulls out a cigar and starts smoking it. Again the boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have...
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Posted by
Wendy 1 year 3 months ago
Two women had been having a friendly lunch when the subject turned to sex.
"You know, John and I have been having some sexual problems" Linda told her friend.
That's amazing!" Mary replied, "So have Tom and I. We're thinking of going to a sex therapist" said Linda.
"Oh, we could never do that! We'd be too embarrassed!" responded Mary. "But after you go, will you please tell me how it went?"
Several weeks passed and they met for lunch again. "So, how did the sex therapy work out, Linda?"
"Things couldn't be better!", Linda...
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Posted by
Wendy 1 year 3 months ago
An inventor was finally successful in making the machine of his dreams. Excited, he called out his son and said, "Son, I have toiled for twenty years inventing this machine that if you put a pig at one end of this machine and sausages will come to the other end." The son replied, "Duh, dad. That’s so yesterday. Why don’t you invent a machine in which if you put the sausage at one end of the machine and a pig will appear at the other end?" The father said," Oh son, I have already invented that. It was twenty years ago when I put my sausage...
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Posted by
Wendy 1 year 3 months ago
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn’t seem to get her
tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a stroll she came upon a gentleman
neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.
The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your tomatoes red?"
The gentleman responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato
garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."
The woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the same thing to her
tomato garden to...
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