Tag: Joke
Posted by
Wendy 1 year 3 months ago
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"
"Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man."
"Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house.
Before dinner, the daughter came down...
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Posted by
Wendy 1 year 4 months ago
Five pirates and one woman wash up on a desert island after a shipwreck.
Before long they are all getting pretty horny so they all make a deal.
Each pirate will marry the woman for one week at a time, at which point the next pirate in line will marry her and so on.
All the pirates get sex every five weeks and the woman gets sex as often as she wants with a different pirate each week.
The situation works wonderfully for five years. When the woman suddenly dies...
The first week after wasn't too bad.
The second week was getting sort of...
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Posted by
Wendy 1 year 5 months ago
A man goes to a bar and orders a 40 year old scotch. The bartender, not wanting to waste the expensive age drink, gives the man 10 year scotch and thinks he won't know the difference.
The man drinks it down and says, "Hey, this is 10 year old scotch. I ordered 40 year old scotch. Please get me one." The bartender amazed but figuring on a lucky guess gets the man some 25 year old scotch.
Again the man calls the age correctly and demands the 40 year old scotch. Soon a crowd has gathered and after a try with 30 year old scotch that the man...
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