Tag: Adult humor
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Wendy 2 years 6 months ago
A boy and his grandfather decide to go fishing one afternoon so they grab their gear and head out for the lake.
A half hour goes by and grandpa pulls out a beer and starts drinking. The boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a drink of your beer?" and Grandpa replies, "Well I don’t know. Does your pecker wrap around and touch your butthole?" The boy responds with, "No grandpa it doesn’t." So Grandpa tells him that he can’t have a drink.
A while later Grandpa pulls out a cigar and starts smoking it. Again the boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have...
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Posted by
Wendy 2 years 6 months ago
Two women had been having a friendly lunch when the subject turned to sex.
"You know, John and I have been having some sexual problems" Linda told her friend.
That's amazing!" Mary replied, "So have Tom and I. We're thinking of going to a sex therapist" said Linda.
"Oh, we could never do that! We'd be too embarrassed!" responded Mary. "But after you go, will you please tell me how it went?"
Several weeks passed and they met for lunch again. "So, how did the sex therapy work out, Linda?"
"Things couldn't be better!", Linda...
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Wendy 2 years 6 months ago
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn’t seem to get her
tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a stroll she came upon a gentleman
neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.
The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your tomatoes red?"
The gentleman responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato
garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."
The woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the same thing to her
tomato garden to...
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