Texas Women Joke
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
their new wives duties.
The first man had married a Woman from Colorado and had told her
that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple
days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes
washed and dinner cooked.
The second man had married a woman from Nebraska He had given his
wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the
cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day
he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean,
the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a girl from Texas. He told her that her
duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal... He
said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't
see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone
down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix
himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher
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