How to identify a douche bag:
DEFINITION:
DoucheBag (n) An individual who has an over inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears.
SIGNS:
- Hat tipped at perfect angle
- Stupid ass grin
- 2x too small American Eagle shirt
- Even gayer pink undershirt
- Popped collar
- Livestrong bracelet
- Chinese lettering















