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A man goes to a bar and orders a 40 year old scotch. The bartender, not wanting to waste the expensive age drink, gives the man 10 year scotch and thinks he won't know the difference.
The man drinks it down and says, "Hey, this is 10 year old scotch. I ordered 40 year old scotch. Please get me one." The bartender amazed but figuring on a lucky...