40-year-old Scotch
A man goes to a bar and orders a 40 year old scotch. The bartender, not wanting to waste the expensive age drink, gives the man 10 year scotch and thinks he won't know the difference.
The man drinks it down and says, "Hey, this is 10 year old scotch. I ordered 40 year old scotch. Please get me one." The bartender amazed but figuring on a lucky guess gets the man some 25 year old scotch.
Again the man calls the age correctly and demands the 40 year old scotch. Soon a crowd has gathered and after a try with 30 year old scotch that the man again named, the bartender gives in and hands the man 40 year old scotch. "Now THAT is 40 year old scotch" he says.
A drunk watching the precedings leaves the bar and returns shortly with a shot glass full and hands it to the man to try, asking him to tell the age of the substance. He takes a sip and spits it out, gagging.
"That's not scotch...thats PISS!"
The drunk laughs and says, "Yeah, now tell me how old I am!"
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